You are a terrible surfer, and you know it.

When you buy a used board, make sure you know the karma that comes with it!


This is the board that:
1) has blown many a set wave at Cliffs to the chagrin of others
2) has run over innocent competent surfers unapologetically
3) should not be purchased because the clueless owner should never have taken up our sport of aloha. It is the board of a she-devil. Can't you tell?